Thursday, November 18, 2010

Preds vs. Habs: Brotherly Love Edition

Notes on the third:

-Why do the announcers continue to get excited when Gomez gets a break? We all know how it'll turn out.

-I think Hammer takes third-period penalties so he can sit for two minutes.

-Kostitsyn on Kostitsyn trash talk: "You're adopted!" "Well, they only let YOU out of the mental hospital because you could skate!"

-Martin looked like he gave birth to a hemmorrhoid on the second goal. Looked particularly large, too.

-The shutout is coming. Eight minutes to go and no sign of life from the Habs offence. This is over.


Notes on the second:

-Goc goal is a perfect example of how screwing up a simple clearing pass ends up in your net.

-The Habs aren't really into the Preds. They're trying to find a way to tell them, but they keep the relationship going because they can't.

-A 3-on-1 against on a PP is like some other guy's name showing up on your kid's birth certificate. Not at all what you expect.

-The full moon has waned and the Habs PP has returned to its human form.

-I'm bored.

-Watching Cammalleri, on his third o-zone penalty of the season on the PP, sitting in the box, all I can think is that he really should have those moles removed from his face if he's going to be that close the the penalty box camera.

-This game must be like the one the Flying Fathers lost...ever.

-Trotz looks like one of the cartoon sharks from Finding Nemo.

-The Habs are saving themselves for TO and Philly. It's not working out very well.


Notes on the first:

-Oh, Shea Weber would look so nice in red. I wonder what it would cost?

-Eller looked like Markov defending his own end. Hope he scores soon.

-Picard and Subban are laying the body like bricks.

-Price is like a little girl in Grade 9. One summer after his awkward stage, he's so grown up you don't recognize him.

-I'm thinking Pleks is pretty quiet tonight. So, that means he'll do something vitally important before long.

-Swear to God, I didn't know Sergei was playing until he slashed Gorges.

-Aw crap! Wouldn't it have been headline-worthy if AK had scored while SK was in the box?

-Not much of a period, really. I'd call it a light flow day.

4 comments:

ezzeloharr said...

Light flow day. Hilarious.

Peter from NS said...

Apathy incarnate.

Anonymous said...

Love your comment on Cammalleri. Was thinking the same thing.

Jay in PA said...

I second that. Light flow day. I'm going to use that. And maybe credit you. ;-O