Notes on the first (the only period I can stay up late enough to watch):
-It's such a joyful thing to see DD win the opening draw.
-If Moen's hands were any harder they could break rocks.
-Kostitsyn slid through the neutral zone like an alligator, but couldn't bring down the prey when it counted.
-HNIC is going on about the Oilers' kids like their average is twelve.
-Oh no! Not another D down! At this point, that statement should come with an air-raid siren. Wisniewski's bleeding like an extra on Grey's Anatomy.
-Oilers are the worst faceoff team in the league, but they score by winning a draw. This feels like it could be a long night.
-Wow, this defence is harder pressed than Justin Bieber at La Senza Girl.
-Oh right. Edmonton has ice girls. Gag.
-Well, that period was atrocious. Price will have to steal this one, but Subban will have to play more than thirty minutes.