Thursday, February 17, 2011

Habs vs.Oilers - Winging West Edition

Notes on the first (the only period I can stay up late enough to watch):

-It's such a joyful thing to see DD win the opening draw.

-If Moen's hands were any harder they could break rocks.

-Kostitsyn slid through the neutral zone like an alligator, but couldn't bring down the prey when it counted.

-HNIC is going on about the Oilers' kids like their average is twelve.

-Oh no! Not another D down! At this point, that statement should come with an air-raid siren. Wisniewski's bleeding like an extra on Grey's Anatomy.

-Oilers are the worst faceoff team in the league, but they score by winning a draw. This feels like it could be a long night.

-Wow, this defence is harder pressed than Justin Bieber at La Senza Girl.

-Oh right. Edmonton has ice girls. Gag.

-Well, that period was atrocious. Price will have to steal this one, but Subban will have to play more than thirty minutes.

3 comments:

  1. Wow! 20 minute effort against the worst team in the league! That was hard to watch. Why pull the goalie down two with nothing happening? Just hand another goal to a crappy team. I don't get it.

    Hope Wiz is ok, it looked pretty bad. Hope Mara is in shape to play 20+ minutes on Sunday.

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  2. Moen's hands are like stone but he has a Cup winning goal. Not many can say that.

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  3. This team is brutal. They aren't going anywhere in the playoffs ( it pains me to say).

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