Thursday, February 27, 2014


The Canadiens are taking a lot of criticism this year for being a bad hockey team. Their defence is weak, the critics say. Their power play is impotent. Their front lines are too small and their coaching is unimaginative. While those things are true, they don't make the Canadiens much worse than a good half of the other teams in the NHL. Parity is the reality in the big league these days, and parity means too many teams, not enough talent and fourth lines filled with borderline hockey players. Therefore, the Canadiens aren't a bad hockey team, necessarily. They're just a parity team.Where the complaints really should apply is in the style the Habs play. They may not be a bad team in comparison to many others, but they are a boring team.

I love the Canadiens. I started watching NHL hockey when I was a kid in 1984, so I can say I've been a fan for thirty years. (Full disclosure: I first cheered for the Flyers because I liked Tim Kerr, but quickly got my head on straight.) I have RDS on my cable so I never miss a Canadiens game. In the last couple of decades, with the exception of west coast games when my work schedule wouldn't allow me to stay up until 2:00 in the morning, I have watched every single Habs game. There were times when I shut the TV off in anger because they were badly losing to a hated rival. There were Christmas parties when I had to ask the host to switch the background game to Montreal when Toronto fans gave me the evil eye. I still managed to take in the games. Even if I tried to go to bed early, I'd lie there wondering what was happening with my team.

This is the first year I've voluntarily shut off the games halfway through and never thought about them again until the scores came out the next morning. I feel a bit like I'm betraying a long-time love, but then again, a relationship can only work if both sides give something. The Habs aren't giving us anything.

They rarely score, they take dumb penalties, they dump and chase and never retrieve. They play entire periods with fewer than five shots on goal. One could admire their defensive prowess, if there was any. They scramble around their own zone, relying on their goaltenders to save them, and they expect those goalies to win with a one-goal cushion. You can tell five minutes into the first period what kind of game you're going to see. If the Habs come out sluggish, slow and scrambly, nine chances out of ten the rest of the game will follow the pattern.

This adds up to BORING hockey. I'm not losing interest in the games because the Habs are bad, it's because I don't care about the process leading up to whatever outcome happens. This isn't good news for a pro hockey team, whose reason for being isn't winning the Stanley Cup but, rather, entertaining the fans. Only one team can win the big prize every year and most of the teams in the Parity League aren't good enough to contend. They need to keep their coffers full by providing a fun show for the fans.

Some teams do that by hiring cheerleaders or offering cool intermission shows. Some have their players go out and deliver the season tickets, to create a connection between the fans and the team. The Canadiens think they're above all that. They're the storied franchise with the most recognizable logo in hockey. They have the most hall-of-famers, the most Cups, the most team records. They don't need to ask fans to come watch, they think. The fans should ask them for the privilege of attending games at the Bell Centre.

That will work for a while. They'll sell out the Bell and they'll promote their glorious history in pre-game ceremonies featuring the remaining heroes of the past. It won't work forever. In the end, people come to see a show. The pre-game stuff will entertain for a little while, but three periods of hockey can get pretty damn boring if there's no substance to sustain the fans' interest. The Habs have no substance. They're not a bad team, they're a boring team. And that's a hundred times worse.


bonscott said...

I agree and likewise feel your pain, this is the first year ever that I have walked out of the room and had no fear of missing anything. Several times I have left to do work on computer while game was on, I have never done that before and I think therrien is the problem.

Unknown said...

Well Said JT!

Denise^2 said...

Right on JT! Long time fan too who relates. First time I turned off and did other things. Too little effort most nights with Carey Price saving the day, game after game. The only time any games get exciting parity hockey these days is when there's more space on the ice to play, like 4 on 4 or better, 3 on 3.

Woodvid said...

Yes, they are boring. But I wonder if it's a general thing going on in the league. All but a few teams are actually good. The rest, due to parity (as you've noted), are just trying to survive and make it to the post-season, and the best way to do that is to do what the Habs are doing. I don't think they're the only ones.

Oh, and after the olympics, watching the NHL is really, really hard. I find it pretty easy to do something else. Maybe the playoffs will reignite some interest.

Steve said...

Right on, firewagon hockey or no hockey