Monday, March 9, 2026

Poetic Justice

    

     Today the Montreal Canadiens have a problem they haven't faced in a very long time. They have a starting goalie the team can't trust. Sam Montembeault seems like a solid, likeable teammate. He's worked hard to make it as a guy for whom the NHL wasn't a given. Based on the play that won him a contract extension, he's been handed a very long leash by Martin St.Louis. Now though, he's taken up all the slack.
    Five times this season, Montembeault has given up a goal on the first shot of the game. That's nearly a quarter of all his starts this year. Sure, he's made some big saves but they lose any momentum they create when he gives up a stinker from the blue line right after. He gives up goals in the last minute of close games, and he gives up shorthanded goals. He blows leads regularly. His numbers are AHL-worthy.
    Montembeault hasn't just been bad this year, he's been poetically bad. He's been limerick bad:

    There once was a goalie named Monty
    Whose play in the net wasn't jaunty.
    When blowing a lead
    At breathtaking speed
    He saves fewer shots than my Aunty.

    He's been haiku bad:

    The team on the bench
    With disappointment watches
    The red light go on.

    He's been sonnet bad:

    In the glory days of Patrick and Ken
    The puck-stopping highlights and Hall of Fame.
    Their banners among the finest of men.
    Who wrote their own stories of the great game.
    The long line of luminous stars stood tall
    The team never worried about the net
    Guarding the cage an impenetrable wall.
    So cool under fire, never see them sweat
    Spring was the season for planning parades
    In the good old days, the usual route
    But even the greatest dynasty fades
    And the once ravenous throng becomes mute
    When the expected chain is broken down
    And disappointment shrouds the hopeful town.

    He's been ode bad:

    There was a time when goal was not in doubt.
    They passed the torch from hand to hand
    Never a drought
    Always rising to meet demand
    Standing tall whether squeaker or a rout
    It is not now as it has been of yore
    Security is gone
    Limits are drawn
    The things which we have seen we can see no more.
    
    There are some flashes sure
    But not a goalie's cure
    No guiding hand remains
    To hold the vessel steady on her course,
    Save what a mate attains
    Defend against the force
    All hope and glory his to earn
    From mediocrity and fear divorce.
    
    And of course, he's been epic bad, but we're not writing a book here. He might be good in the room, but as Scotty once said, "If he's good in the room, leave him there." It's time for St.Louis to take his predecessor's advice. 
    Montembeault is costing the Canadiens points. More concerning, he's costing them confidence. If a team is always thinking about helping out the goalie, the players aren't thinking enough about their own jobs. 
    There's no doubt the Habs' team defence is an issue as well, but it starts with the goalie. When you have a fragile goaltender, you have a fragile team. And when you're holding on to a wild card spot in an extremely tight division you can't afford fragility. Monty has had lots of chances to find his game this year, but hasn't been able to do so with consistency. It would be a crying shame if this good young team is kneecapped by lousy goaltending.
    It's time to give the keys to Jakub Dobes and ride him the rest of the way. There's no rhyme or reason for anything else.

   
    

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